luuuuke’s jOurney

Posted in the dangerOus dh on August 25th, 2010 by The Wayward O

When Blog spent long weekend in Sarasota this spring, Blog popped into Team clubhouse to get field pass on first day and, walking out, found itself standing next to Luke Scott on pathway.

“Oh yeesh,” Blog remembers thinking. “That guy!”

[Blog also remembers thinking: "Holy sh#t look at those forearms."]

But watching Luke in Spring became a surprising source of hope. He was turning up his nose at low breaking pitches, he was flicking bat and turning outside pitches to left field instead of trying to pull everything — and he was still in possession of patented power stroke.

Compared to watching Parrot Fatkins, it was balm to nerves of Blog on Sarasota trip.

Luke’s honing of skills with bat has panned out. Stat that jumps out most for 2010 is batting average — a metric reviled by nerdOsphere yet indicative of  aforementioned honing.

And his OPS has climbed apace, while his walks have remained more or less constant, meaning, among other things, that his penchant for hits hasn’t diminished his power.

Last night, as Team sealed 13th straight losing season, Luke hit home run number 25, and Blog found itself thinking, “Well at least Team’s DH situation is set.”


Nutty!

Blog has even mitigated stance on Luke’s now-seemingly-shelved rants about guns and God, mainly because it’s become clear Luke is an introspective guy who cares about Teammates, keeps ego in check and is respected in clubhouse.

And, Blog knows, every now and then in life you gotta rant about SOMETHING.

Blog did have one question: Apparently Luke became enamored with a plastic monkey of late and may have traded some autographed balls to get it. Clue us in, Luke!

And feel better – Blog hopes foot isn’t broken or anything like that.  Here’s to you making run at 30 HRs these last few weeks.

dOn’t eff with captain nicky!

Posted in the young savior on August 20th, 2010 by The Wayward O

FLASH OF ANGER SON!

IT WAS LOW!


Image via MASN

Oh man now Team is gonna get riled and make 47 errors.

What’s Joe saying? Gotta change channel!!!!

the unbearable lightness Of being wiggy

Posted in ty wiggintOn on August 20th, 2010 by The Wayward O

On page 21 of official rules of baseball it says:

“An out is one of the three required retirements of an offensive team during its time at bat.”

And on page 13 it says:

“[The] bench or dugout is the seating facilities reserved for players, substitutes and other team members in uniform when they are not actively engaged on the playing field.”


Image via MASN

Seriously, Blog thought everbody knew that!

lOl dc

Posted in washingtOn on August 18th, 2010 by The Wayward O

Stop lyin’, DISTRICK of COLOMBIA!!

You love Team!!!!

K. Millwood’s 13th Loss is fourth-most read???

Didn’t NATS PLAY???

Yes. Yes they did.

It’s right there in, uh, you know, teh Washington Post.

Policy. Politics. Elections. Orioles. Four most important topics in Washington.

little brOwn sausages lying in the sand

Posted in arOund the big leagues on August 14th, 2010 by The Wayward O

We ain’t no extras baby, we’re a leading man.

TEAM IS ON teh NATIONAL TEEVEE today BECAUSE TEAM IS BEST TEAM.

But you knew that.  

Blog has become quite fascinated with NL West. Mainly because three former members of Team who have fascinated Blog over last few years all are vying for playoff berth…


Manhorse freaks out after a Pat Burrell
game winner, via
McCoveyChronicles


Memlo launches  grand slam
for Rockies Aug. 11, Image via
MLB.com


Miggy has assimilated well
in San Diego, Image via
NBC Sports

If season ended today, Padres and Giants would both be in. But with about 50 games left, even Rockies could get hot enough to favor fans with some Memlo-tOber.