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wayward o loves team more than almost everything in world except for following things:
- family & friends
- dip n dotz
- potato chips
anyway it made wayward o very sad that wayward o called team “pants crappers” and then left up nasty remarks at top of blog throughout entire all-star break even after flatbrim acquitted himself and team very proudly in all star summer classic.
so and then wayward o starting thinking … thinking … tossing and turning … trying to come to grips with own shame of yelling at beloved team despite love for team and so wayward o devised following chart to properly express feelingz:

See? Not all that complicated.
anyway wayward o apologizes to team for being mad. and he’s going to beach to drink beer and relax. good luck, team! xoxo
ps. beat detriot. kick pudge where da sun don’t shine.
