Part Two of boring netlOg is boringer than Part One because TV is showing dumb Red Sox but anyway.

8:04 p.m.: Second oblique reference to Internet! But no discussion of Sports Internet revolution yet.

8:15 p.m.: Ichiro is obtuse genius.

8:17 p.m.: That’s my man AUBREY HUFF getting pwned by Ichiro!! Who was the Oriole they showed getting K’d by Pedro a few minutes ago?

8:27 p.m.: Really? We need to see planes smash into WTC again?

8:29 p.m.: Keith Olbermann with [definitely apocryphal] story about Met-obsessed policeman.

8:35 p.m.: MYSTIQUE & AURA. OK Curt, Blog loves ya for that!

8:42 p.m.: Everybody remembers Luis Gonzalez; fewer remember Tony Womack.

8:44 p.m.: VORP factor ONE …. Yay! Blog is proud that movie acknowledges stat tard revolution even though stat tard revolution is largely fake and dumb.

8:56 p.m.: Blah blah blah steroids.

9:21 p.m.: This is all too soon or something.

9:24 p.m.: You gotta take second Dave Roberts!!!

9:28 p.m.: You gotta go to the ‘pen Grady Little Terry Francona

9:33 p.m.: This is getting kind of boring.

9:47 p.m.: “A joyless march toward the inevitable.” Nice line, Costas. That precisely what Bonds’ march to Home Run record was…

9:49 p.m.: It’s weird, but Barry Bonds is coming out of this thing stronger than Blog had imagined. You really get a sense of his intellect and his struggle with his own image throughout.

9:53 p.m.: Wait, it wasn’t legal?!?

9:56 p.m.: Joe Torre, one of great beneficiaries of Steroid Era, doesn’t like that players were named in Mitchell Report.

10:01 p.m.: Tim Lincecum and ….. ENDY CHAVEZ!?!?!

Where Blog been at? It doesn’t matter! Blog back! Superpalooka livetardblog of Ken Burns documentary, night one, starts NOW!

7:55 p.m.: OMG PBS NewsHour over!! Blog learned about Kroea and stuff!!! Getting excited!!!1!

8:02 p.m.: OMG Ken Burns is cool listen to musics it is not old piano sound! OOhhhhh Keith Olbermann is guy talking about Game Sport!!

8:03 p.m.: Willie NelsOn!?!?! Blog can’t tell. This is good song, should be sung at every game.

8:09 p.m.: Dave Roberts you gotta take that base!!!!!!!!!!

8:11 p.m.: Nobody cares about Barry Bonds and he is not very ‘complicated.’ OK maybe a little complicated.  He is jellus of ANDY van SLYKE?? Blog too! (Always has been.)

8:25 p.m.: OMG PUBLIC ENEMY MEETS JOSE CANSECO!! 1988! Flavor Flav took rap steroids! Oh sure, Tom Boswell tried to warn us! Uh huh.

8:29 p.m.: IT WAS LEGAL!    

8:32 p.m.: Chris Rock is baseball fan?!? He would take pill to get paid like E.T. or something.

8:37 p.m.: The ‘94 Expos had Wetteland too?? Blog didn’t know had forgotten that.

8:44 p.m.: Owners screwed Tony Gwynn out of shot at .400!

8:50 p.m.: RAFFY MULLET CAM & Cal or something

8:55 p.m.: Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine …. STEVE AVERY SNUB!

9 p.m.: Sh_walter FIRED

9:05 p.m.: HEY IT’S JOE ANGEL Jon Miller

9:06 p.m.: Jeffrey Maier SNUB

9:12 p.m.: Blah blah blah Yankess wah wah wah

9:27: Sugar

9:33: Tom Broswell just called Mo Vaughn “Godzilla” — Boz is just mad because he doesn’t like Team any more hahaha Nats

9:39 p.m.: Hey Sammy Sosa speaks English!

9:44 p.m.: IT WAS LEGAL (redux)

9:57 p.m.: Uhhh. OK.

Oh my arm, it’s broken!

Wayward O isn’t sure when this happened …

Oh, u were out in Canton 2?

But it’s all “Baseball” needs to know about realignment.

That and THERE’S TOO MANY DAMN TEAMZ in NL Central. And NOT ENOUGH TEAMS in AL West.   

NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!

When Nyjer Morgan “left” field other night after getting pummeled by Marlins, many couldn’t help but wonder whether divorce from reality had occurred…

Actual Nyjer

So anyway Blog of Team cracked open copy of Diagnostic Statistical Manual to see whether any potential disorders were at work. Blog of Team found a veritable wonderland of possibilies and narrowed it down to four theories:

Jesus Complex Nyjer

Cry for Help Nyjer

‘Troubled’ Nyjer

Superhero Nyjer

Your diagnosis is welcome!