at least luke dOesn’t beat up kids

Sox-ual Healing: Whatchu think? Division crown wrapped by up Aug. 1?
Bolg of Meat: [Blog would] say Os won’t clinch till about Sept. 20
   Assuming they get a 1b
Sox-ual Healing: Funny
Bolg of Meat: Do you have cough drops?
Sox-ual Healing: I don’t.  Sorry
  I know a store up on 86th and Columbus that has ’em though
Bolg of Meat: see 2008 Tigers & 2010 Mariners
  Just saying. Loaded for bear and underperformed
  Thanks for cough drop tip. Can [Blog] take subway there?
Sox-ual Healing: You can
Bolg of Meat: Does EEI have streaming audio?
  [Blog listens] to DC/Balt. yack all day
  Too much football talk about Haynesworth & Ray Lewis
Sox-ual Healing: Yeah EEI is perfect online
  But honestly, I think they’re a bunch of arrogant SUV-driving, ultra-macho-to-compensate-for-small-[wieners]-and-childhood-sexual-abuse a$$h*les
  And I don’t like listening to them. I much prefer 98.5 The Score
Bolg of Meat: You’re man of people!
Sox-ual Healing: They’re the type of people that go to church but don’t really believe in God, and [redact, redact, redact] UGH. hate them
Bolg of Meat: Wow
  You are clued into their mental states!
Sox-ual Healing: I am.  In a lot of ways Boston is a really ignorant, small-minded town
 Bolg of Meat: Yeah
Sox-ual Healing: I feel at home with the liberal intellectual elite, but the commoners annoy me (jokes, but also not really)
Bolg of Meat: Very provincial, as [Blog’s] Grandma used to say
Sox-ual Healing: I think the FAN is really good for sports talk. Why? Because they stay focused on sports. They don’t have any inside jokes, they’re not a boys’ club
  EEI is just a glorified frat house
 Bolg of Meat: WFAN?
Sox-ual Healing: Yeah
Bolg of Meat: [Blog hasn’t] tuned in since [Blog] sold car (except for Mets game broadcasts while sitting on Rockaway Beach)
  But before 1050 came on scene, FAN was worst joke
  Mike and Mad Dog going on 45-minute rants about horse racing … radios switching off everywhere
  Might be better now
Sox-ual Healing: I wasn’t around then, but Mike and the Mad Dog broke up, so now you just have Francessa for 5 straight hours, followed by Steve Somers at night
Bolg of Meat: [Blog doesn’t] mind Schmooze in small doses. He talks Mets good
  But Francessa? Fuggettaboutit
Yanks offer Cliff Lee 7 years / $160 million
Hard to focus on work right now
Sox-ual Healing: Yup
Bolg of Meat: At least partially because EEI is blasting in [Blog’s] headphones
Sox-ual Healing: You tuned in, eh?
Well you’re lucky; Dale and Holley is on til 2 p.m., they’re not so bad. But The Big Show With The Big O starts at 2, and I think you’ll hate it. They just yell and talk over each other the whole time and do a lot of sound bytes, and laugh at jokes you don’t get unless you listen every single day
Sox-ual Healing: [Fred Smerlas’ Thugs Slug Teens for $$$]
Bolg of Meat: LoL
  Wow. That story
Sox-ual Healing: I know
Bolg of Meat: Say what you want about Luke Scott, he doesn’t beat up kids

3 Responses to “at least luke dOesn’t beat up kids”

  1. brO Says:

    And Crawford goes to Redsox. Never mind.

  2. Sponsort Says:

    Looks to me like BoSox are big hot stove winners. Even if Janquis get Lee, he is just a replacement for Pettitt on an OLD team. BoSox keep their young rotation intact and add major power. ChiSox also will be better (if anybody can understand what their manager is sayng).

  3. the Wayward O Says:

    Team getting better, too! Chilly stove warming up. Capt. MacPhail will find Team a one-bagger.