cOnstructed with financial assistance

Posted in sarasOta on August 23rd, 2011 by The Wayward O

BREAKING NEWS from GRANDMA Bureau of Blog in Sarasota!

Don't you miss newspapers?
Grandma ain’t lie

MUST CREDIT WAYWARD O’s Grandma! (Hat tip to post office…)

It’s true! According to Sarasota Observer*

Michael Barfield, an activist who claimed the Ed Smith financing deal was shady, now says Florida State Statute 288.1166 means Spring Training home of Team should be used to take care of down-and-out Sarasotans…

“My initial reaction: I laughed. But after thinking about it more, it made sense. (The stadium) has showers, food preparation areas, and it’s only used a few weeks out of the year,” he said.

So what does law say? It says:

“Any professional sports facility constructed with financial assistance from the State of Florida shall be designated as a shelter site for the homeless in accordance with the criteria of locally existing homeless shelter programs, except when the facility is otherwise contractually obligated for a specific event or activity.”

Wayward O is all for it. Who knows? Bet there are at least six vagrants in Sarasota proper who could crack 2012 rote. Most of them probably spend their time wandering streets, picking through garbage, soiling themselves and shrieking about how WINS DON’T MATTER unless they’re ABOVE REPLACEMENT. Maybe my man FELIX PIE can stay there too while he makes comeback!


Hardest thing a manager has to do…

* What is Sarasota Observer? And, again, who the heck is Ed Smith???

an alright spOt

Posted in washingtOn on August 22nd, 2011 by The Wayward O

Wayward O: Dude that was a long, hot, rainy, awesome Nats pwning
Bixler Nix: Glad to hear you stuck it out. How were the seats?
Wayward O: They were key. It was an easy shot up into that restaurant for da rain


Official game

Bixler Nix: Oh right. Nice
Wayward O: Had radar working
Bixler Nix: I was bummed they lost Saturday but glad they took the series. Great to send all those Phillies fans home pissed
Wayward O: Oh they’re such humorless a$$h0les
Bixler Nix: Seriously
Wayward O:  When Espinosa hit that 440-foot monster we had a perfect view. And we were going “Schwimmmmer” and making ‘Friends’ jokes. And the Philly fans were gettting mad


LoL look at Schwimer point up like that’s catchable!
Ha Ha Ha! Where’s Joey and Chandler?  Image via
MASN

Bixler Nix: Hahaha. Unbelievable
Wayward O: We didn’t push it too far though
Bixler Nix: Their team is in first place by a mile


Some guy in Phillies rotation

Wayward O: Yeah
Bixler Nix: And they get angry about one home run
Wayward O:  Was wearing my Markakis jersey and they were like “You’re an Os fan they SUCK.” Oh, thanks for the news, Walter Cronkite
Bixler Nix: Yeah, I was able to keep my cool. But those people drive me crazy
Wayward O: They detract from fun of it. No two ways about it
Bixler Nix: They act like they’re going to a football game. Tailgating all day long. Showing up trashed and picking fights
Wayward O: Loved park though. It was awesome


Local color

Bixler Nix: Yeah, it’s nice. Open. Good views
Wayward O: Will always grab those seats in the future … so many plusses. Have you been to Das Bullpen?


Das Ist aber Lustig, oder?

Bixler Nix: I have. You go?
Wayward O: Nope — not this time. Didn’t want to fly too close to the sun
Bixler Nix: Good call. It’s an alright spot