Wayward O: Dude that was a long, hot, rainy, awesome Nats pwning
Bixler Nix: Glad to hear you stuck it out. How were the seats?
Wayward O: They were key. It was an easy shot up into that restaurant for da rain
Bixler Nix: Oh right. Nice
Wayward O: Had radar working
Bixler Nix: I was bummed they lost Saturday but glad they took the series. Great to send all those Phillies fans home pissed
Wayward O: Oh they’re such humorless a$$h0les
Bixler Nix: Seriously
Wayward O: When Espinosa hit that 440-foot monster we had a perfect view. And we were going “Schwimmmmer” and making ‘Friends’ jokes. And the Philly fans were gettting mad
LoL look at Schwimer point up like that’s catchable!
Ha Ha Ha! Where’s Joey and Chandler? Image via MASN
Bixler Nix: Hahaha. Unbelievable
Wayward O: We didn’t push it too far though
Bixler Nix: Their team is in first place by a mile
Some guy in Phillies rotation
Wayward O: Yeah
Bixler Nix: And they get angry about one home run
Wayward O: Was wearing my Markakis jersey and they were like “You’re an Os fan they SUCK.” Oh, thanks for the news, Walter Cronkite
Bixler Nix: Yeah, I was able to keep my cool. But those people drive me crazy
Wayward O: They detract from fun of it. No two ways about it
Bixler Nix: They act like they’re going to a football game. Tailgating all day long. Showing up trashed and picking fights
Wayward O: Loved park though. It was awesome
Bixler Nix: Yeah, it’s nice. Open. Good views
Wayward O: Will always grab those seats in the future … so many plusses. Have you been to Das Bullpen?
Das Ist aber Lustig, oder?
Bixler Nix: I have. You go?
Wayward O: Nope — not this time. Didn’t want to fly too close to the sun
Bixler Nix: Good call. It’s an alright spot