an alright spOt

Wayward O: Dude that was a long, hot, rainy, awesome Nats pwning
Bixler Nix: Glad to hear you stuck it out. How were the seats?
Wayward O: They were key. It was an easy shot up into that restaurant for da rain

Official game

Bixler Nix: Oh right. Nice
Wayward O: Had radar working
Bixler Nix: I was bummed they lost Saturday but glad they took the series. Great to send all those Phillies fans home pissed
Wayward O: Oh they’re such humorless a$$h0les
Bixler Nix: Seriously
Wayward O:  When Espinosa hit that 440-foot monster we had a perfect view. And we were going “Schwimmmmer” and making ‘Friends’ jokes. And the Philly fans were gettting mad

LoL look at Schwimer point up like that’s catchable!
Ha Ha Ha! Where’s Joey and Chandler?  Image via

Bixler Nix: Hahaha. Unbelievable
Wayward O: We didn’t push it too far though
Bixler Nix: Their team is in first place by a mile

Some guy in Phillies rotation

Wayward O: Yeah
Bixler Nix: And they get angry about one home run
Wayward O:  Was wearing my Markakis jersey and they were like “You’re an Os fan they SUCK.” Oh, thanks for the news, Walter Cronkite
Bixler Nix: Yeah, I was able to keep my cool. But those people drive me crazy
Wayward O: They detract from fun of it. No two ways about it
Bixler Nix: They act like they’re going to a football game. Tailgating all day long. Showing up trashed and picking fights
Wayward O: Loved park though. It was awesome

Local color

Bixler Nix: Yeah, it’s nice. Open. Good views
Wayward O: Will always grab those seats in the future … so many plusses. Have you been to Das Bullpen?

Das Ist aber Lustig, oder?

Bixler Nix: I have. You go?
Wayward O: Nope — not this time. Didn’t want to fly too close to the sun
Bixler Nix: Good call. It’s an alright spot

5 Responses to “an alright spOt”

  1. brO Says:

    Dude is that Teddy Roosevelt?

  2. the Wayward O Says:

    I think it’s Roy Halladay.

  3. Sponsort Says:

    I wonder what all those Philly fans did with their “Werth” jersies.

  4. the Wayward O Says:

    “Werth-less….. werth-less,” GET IT? Wow – how clever!

  5. brO Says: