Look at this guy!

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Who wears eye-black like that? Does he think he’s Ace Frehley? What world is Nick Swisher living in?

Nevermind. This is same guy who cheated Friday night, flopping on pitch, disrespecting game, taking fraudulent base and then acting like it was all big Clown Show. After his previous at-bat that night, a line drive out to Manny Machado, Team announcer Mike Bordick predicted as much, saying Swisher had been “grimacing” as if to say “when is he going to get a break here?”

“I don’t know what foot it hit,” said Bordick after Swisher cheated, faking like an Italian footballer to get on base instead of hitting ball like a man. “But he’s hopping around like he [Wei-Yin Chen, then Team's pitcher]  hit something.”

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In shot above, Mark Reynolds is laughing with at Swisher. Chen, unfortunately, didn’t think it was all that funny. Chen is not used to Yankee cheats.

Anyway Swisher is a cheating chisler.

And, after that, Yankees had nerve to complain on Saturday night about bad call at first base? Laughable! Contemptible! Even more hideous given Swisher’s transgression from night before.

But we, fans of Team, have bigger fish to fry. Because when Yankees weren’t cheating via Swisher (who learned his flopping ways from Derek Jeter –you can easily look that up) they were having their overpaid “ace,” otherwise known as C.C. Sabathia, throw purpose pitches to injure one of Team’s top players.

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This was so clearly a desperate porpoise purpose pitch! Never mind. Let’s all discuss how play went against Mark Teixeira, and how that was travesty or something.

Anyone who knows Team knows trouble Team is in without services of Captain Nicky. He plays regular, he gets on base, he hits for a little power and he never talks shit. Well except for about once a year. Also he plays good to great defense. In short, he plays game right. All one must do is look at Team’s win/loss record with- and without Nicky to know how important he is.

Is this why Buck Sh_walter was so saddened by extent of injury?

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Such a shocker, then, that Team was roughly handled Sunday. Never mind. We’re “playing with house money” right? Either way Team won 4 and lost 3 over last two recent series.

Perhaps Yankee collapse will continue. With such lack of character from Ace Frehley (above), not to mention rest of allegedly starry cast, it would serve them right.

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