Memlo is NOT RETIRED you dummies!

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He’s only retired from Venezuela ball because he’s tired of paying blood money security guards just to be able to travel there!

But that doesn’t mean Melvin is just going to take any old offer that comes along. Oh no. He won’t play third, for example, just because Rockies or Dodgers or somebody BEGS HIM.

If anything is close to my house, I am interested.

So what’s close to Memlo’s house? BALTIMORE ORIOLES man. Jeez does Blog have to tell you EVERYTHING? Also Team needs guy to stand at third and catch ground balls next year. So it’s perfect.

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Team’s 10-game winning streak began last night with VERITABLE TYPHOON OF MELMOSITY.

Don’t try this at home
Good thing REIMOLD was GOOD LOOKING OUT and run home while Melv. was backpedaling toward visitors’ dugout after

SUPERPALOOKA BATNUB RBI
For stat freaks in bloggussfer Memlo is LEAGUE LEADER in SuBaNuRBs!!

If what we hear is true then, fans it is incumbent upon you enjoy LATTER DAYS of Mora and Huffy-bear.

Also thank you David Hernandez for pitching baseball nicely!!

Wayward O came home to U.S. American homeland, last evening, narrowly dodging midair crash. Two weeks in fjords and Sweden and Amsterdam is more than enough to get nice and relaxed. But many Eurokidz in Holland sport the Yankee hats and that was sort of annoying. But not really. After all they think it means “New York” when everybody else knows it means, “Big-Butted, Overpaid, Traveling All-Stars.”

Also did you know Eric the Red had trouble with hitting change-up? That’s why his son went to New World and Eric stayed in Greenland where it’s all about fastball. Wayward O learned that at the Nutisk Hustomskische Flamskmuseum in Uppsala where also some guy named Linnaeus was first man to rub pine tar on boat oars.

Also did you know that cows in Sweden live in forest? That is no lie. Ask anybody. That’s why Swedes eat mostly fish. Did you ever try to find a cow hiding in stand of 500-year-old oaks guarded by trolls? That’s. What. Wayward O. Thought.

Apparently there was some baseball news over last two weeks, some involving other teams and some involving Team. Here is what Wayward O has managed to cobble together based on what little he has heard:

• David Ortiz is cheater and Red Sox have joined Chemical Bankees in tainted champ dept.
• His “Brady” year behind him, Josh Hamilton is reverting to form, sadly
• The Mets and Royals have collapsed and the Brewers aren’t far behind
• Erik Bedard hurt himself or something and can’t pitch
• If the Giants sneak in, watch out!
• There are now two guys in MLB named Jhonny
• The Nats are good or something
• Memlo had a Memlostic Meltdown
• FlatBrim got traded to Dodgers for some guys who can play
• Team has kids pitching and many fans are complaining about manager

Guess that’s about it. Looking forward to watching Mastusz today! Oh and not too late to submit pithy caption entry (see below…)