Memlo is NOT RETIRED you dummies!

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He’s only retired from Venezuela ball because he’s tired of paying blood money security guards just to be able to travel there!

But that doesn’t mean Melvin is just going to take any old offer that comes along. Oh no. He won’t play third, for example, just because Rockies or Dodgers or somebody BEGS HIM.

If anything is close to my house, I am interested.

So what’s close to Memlo’s house? BALTIMORE ORIOLES man. Jeez does Blog have to tell you EVERYTHING? Also Team needs guy to stand at third and catch ground balls next year. So it’s perfect.

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Team’s 10-game winning streak began last night with VERITABLE TYPHOON OF MELMOSITY.

Don’t try this at home
Good thing REIMOLD was GOOD LOOKING OUT and run home while Melv. was backpedaling toward visitors’ dugout after

SUPERPALOOKA BATNUB RBI
For stat freaks in bloggussfer Memlo is LEAGUE LEADER in SuBaNuRBs!!

If what we hear is true then, fans it is incumbent upon you enjoy LATTER DAYS of Mora and Huffy-bear.

Also thank you David Hernandez for pitching baseball nicely!!